The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that has been kept from your dining world for several years. A smaller, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert continues to be accountable for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for many years. For too long it has been forced upon patrons, without being requested, after a restaurant meal. Over the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation has become planned to safeguard innocent citizens out of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the us government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to view how SPIT plans to rid society in the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it with all the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery in the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To create this story even more shocking, SPIT has also uncovered details about the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following virtually every Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…made in the usa! And, in California truth be told. Take the time to soak that in…each of the years you trusted you had been observing a Chinese tradition, you had been mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal from the opinion of SPIT.
The truth is there are 2 possible stories about how exactly the fortune cookie was developed but nobody knows the real truth. In whichever version you imagine, the fortune cookie was developed as an act of kindness and thankfulness receive to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Things That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from very easy baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are salt and sugar. The ingredients in one fortune cookie recipe requires:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (equally as evil salt)
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Since you may be familiar with, sugar continues to be rumored being connected with hyperactivity in kids. In addition, sugar is clearly a problem which is contributing to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt have been linked to higher blood pressure levels that is linked to coronary disease. And, the worst is that you have suggestions that consuming sugar can lead to other addictions. In reality, one theory online states that sugar could possibly be much like a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s online, therefore it must be true. SPIT isn’t willing to discuss the truthfulness on this fact, but know you’ve been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies A Year Are Manufactured—
Overall, this is the frightening finding with the people in SPIT! To include in the horror, these ‘cookies’ are produced in an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies each year. In 2013, it absolutely was estimated there were a little more than 7 billion people on the planet. That means that every man, woman, and child…it doesn’t matter how old or how young…might have almost 1/2 of an fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Really are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT is going to spoil all the eating dinner at your favorite Asian restaurant. But, you’d be so wrong. SPIT has proposed a fun, new replacement the unhealthy fortune cookie. Inside the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that would replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your selected calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside the cup can be a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve your Daily Affirmation.
No more lame and depressing fortunes such as:
“You are almost to the peak. Meaning you’ve further to fall.”
“A great way to get fit is to eat more Chinese food.”
“You could possibly can live on the moon over the following century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“It is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups could have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings such as:
“You are freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody that thinks differently is very confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and people shoes…wear did you make them?!In .
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you then become an astrophysicist? The world needs your talent.In .
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Within these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes along with a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this course to take wellness to the people all over the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even suppose that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Civilization Link***
Several governments happen to be on-board with all the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division in the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup for this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This provider continues to be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for centuries. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from your Printed Paper Group have been unearthed from the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that being false for the reason that products could have biodegraded a long time before now. But, however ,, the cups are manufactured from a division in the Scyphus Group. And, from the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Can you visit a link? There could be a new conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the globeIn .
But, time for the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups could possibly be expanded to achieve restaurants of all sorts. Not would the thought of an after-dinner quote be limited to chinese people restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…take your pick, the sayings could possibly be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in one goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you’ll be able to thank SPIT to the idea.